Huawei Will Be The Next To Challenge Tesla In Autonomous Driving
According to Caixin, Huawei will be the next to challenge Tesla in autonomous driving, and it is well-positioned for partnerships because of its dual competence in software and hardware. For Tesla, the bad news just keeps getting worse. This week, it was revealed that Hertz, which previously garnered attention for purchasing a sizable number of […]
Tesla Drivers Activate “Bioweapon Defense Mode” To Protect Against Wildfire Smoke
Tesla drivers have the option to activate “Bioweapon Defense Mode,” which utilizes a HEPA filtration system. This advanced filtration system is capable of removing smoke and other harmful particles from the outside air, effectively purifying the air inside the cabin and providing protection against wildfire smoke. Tesla drivers are switching on an advanced air filtration […]
Visualizing Tesla’s Unrivaled Profit Margins
According to recent data collated by Reuters, Tesla’s unrivaled profit margins after the price cut have been visualized below.
Tesla Under Criminal Investigation For Claims That Its Cars Can Drive Themselves
According to an exclusive by Reuters, Tesla is under criminal investigation by the Department of Justice for claims that its cars can drive by themselves.
Rise Of The Tesla Bots
Elon Musk has unveiled his latest brainchild—the Optimus Tesla Bot—a humanoid robot designed to help with repetitive, low-skill, and boring tasks such as flipping burgers or washing windows. The artificial intelligence-powered Bots could replace any number of tasks involving manual labor, and can supposedly even handle not only dangerous but unusual jobs, such as exotic dancing and stripping. Although the robot is not yet for sale, Musk noted that it is expected to cost much less than a car, with a price point below $20,000 in order to make a useful humanoid robot as quickly as possible. While the rollout of the Tesla Bot has evoked references to dystopian science fiction, the introduction could not have come at a better time in California, where elected officials aim to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers to nearly $22 an hour next year.
Tesla Locks Owner Out For Not Paying For New Battery
Tesla owners have expressed worries about quality control issues previously. The most recent one caught attention when a Tesla locked its owner out for not paying for new battery.
Teslas Will Be More Intelligent Than Humans By 2033
According to a study by car and van leasing business Vanarama, Teslas will be more intelligent than humans by 2033, with the current D1 microprocessor capable of managing 362 trillion operations per second.
Virtual ‘Teslasuit’ Could Make ‘Sex In Metaverse’ Possible
Given the current state of affairs and the massive sums of money that mega-corporations are investing in the metaverse, it is inevitable that some members of the human population will use virtual reality for work, education, and/or sex. This virtual ‘Teslasuit’ could make ‘sex in metaverse’ possible.
Tesla Sells 75% of its Bitcoin Holdings
Tesla has sold 75% of its Bitcoin holdings. Tesla sold Bitcoin at a time when the cryptocurrency was at a record low for the month and had dropped more than 50% since October of the previous year.
Tesla Cars Banned From Chinese Town For Two Months Over Spying Fears
Tesla automobiles have numerous cameras that capture and send information back to Tesla to enhance its Autopilot. But this is becoming an issue for the manufacturers as all Tesla cars have been banned from a Chinese town for two months over spying fears.